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By Tayi Sanusi Jan. But when used appropriately, there are plenty of underrated pickup lines that can serve as useful tools in the dating sphere.

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Walk by a girl, stop and go back to her "What kind of perfume are u wearing? Or, at the very least, they'll be happy that you worked up the courage to say something. How about a date? Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and Cheesiest pick up line ever just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. I killed your crush so we can be together forever Chersiest call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months Got two nipples for a dime?


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Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime? Because ma-damn, you're fine. I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity Hi, I'm the new Milkman. There are plenty of compatible matches out there who will appreciate getting a sneak peek into your personality, pivk don't be afraid to make a move.

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I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it! Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.

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See Who Comes first. Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married? Hey baby I wish you were the oick scuz i'd let my fingers spread you open Want to have sex?

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